APPLE T & C’s 14,783 WORDS… WHATEVER

I love Apple but I have just experienced their new TERMS AND CONDITIONS for the iTUNES store (updated 18 July). My conclusion? We need a new button on T & C’s – it is THE ‘WHATEVER’  BUTTON. I have just designed it and it would work like this on a form. If you agree to this pass it on – maybe we can change the world? The image symbolises the fact that we don’t really know what we are getting into but trust that it’s not too awful – M’Lord. Love N

 

PS – the ruminations that lead to this conclusion run below….

ORIGINAL BLOG

I have just received an email back from the lovely Andy Flannagan. He has released an Album ‘Drowning in the Shallows’ which I am listening to right now… see http://www.andyflan.com/ I love it – anyway I was telling him we last met as I was starting to woo the lady who is now my wife… Seven years ago.

 

TERMS AND CONDITIONS
Now I hadn’t downloaded the album yet – shame on me – so now I have but – Apple site – change of TERMS AND CONDITIONS – Read These before proceeding! So I have… then I thought

‘How Many Words?’ – I KNOW YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU’VE READ IT RIGHT? – YOU HAVE AN ITUNES ACCOUNT – 

14,783 words

plus have a read of the Privacy Policy that it refers to as well – Oh yes please , another 2,435 words…

GET A LIFE SLATER

I need to get a life I know. But this is important stuff, this is a Legal Agreement. Why, when we have the most amazing technology, do we have legally binding agreements that are so darn long!!! It has taken me 30 minutes this morning plus this distracting blog entry…  but I love Apple and wonder why they can;t address their legals as they can their industria design – there must be a way to make things simpler for us.

Now you have read it all haven’t you – all you iTunes users 200 million of us or more. Did you find the following interesting?

HAVE YOU CONSULTED YOUR DOCTOR ON USING ©?

IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION – To avoid muscle, joint, or eye strain during your use of the products offered through the Stores, you should always take frequent breaks, and take a longer rest if you experience any soreness, fatigue, or discomfort. A very small percentage of people may experience seizures or blackouts when exposed to flashing lights or patterns, including but not limited to while playing video games or watching videos. Symptoms may include dizziness, nausea, involuntary movements, loss of awareness, altered vision, tingling, numbness, or other discomforts. Consult a doctor before using the products offered through the Stores if you have ever suffered these or similar symptoms, and stop using such products immediately and see a doctor if they occur during your use of such products. Parents should monitor their children’s use of the products offered through the Stores for signs of symptoms.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS – AN INSPIRATION FOR LYRICS? – BEEN DONE…

Loads of songs on iTunes re TERMS AND CONDITIONS – one album from the lovely Karen Zoid..

 

OK so I have read it, I have signed up again, I have entered extra security questions and I am listening to the lovely music of Andy Flannagan.

You want to read them now don’t you – I knew you would so here they are for your delictation and delight – http://www.apple.com/legal/itunes/uk/terms.html

NOW – TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE WASTED – ELEVENSES CALLS – I need a Lemon and ginger tea with honey and then I can start my day.

Have a great one. Love N

PPS OTHER APPLE USER AGREEMENTS – http://www.apple.com/legal/ AND WHAT ABOUT THE PATENTS – OH TO BE A LAWYER IN TODAY’S WORLD…. I DO LOVE APPLE but what a world we live in!!!

 

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